Here's a quick summary if you don't have an hour of your day to waste (that's why I'm here; I watch these thing so you don't have to):

You're a liar! No, you're a liar!

I'm rubber, you're glue! No, I'm rubber and you're glue!

Oh yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad.

And that's about the end of the substantive discussion here.

At one point these two guys actually argued about who at what for dinner. I'm not even making that part up. (That part comes at 41:45)

Oh, and Dewhurst also asked Patrick if he has snake oil for hair loss, too. No making that one up, either. (27:45)