Here’s a hint: the police don’t give a rip about your personal life – and they don’t want to be called unless there’s an actual crime happening. EnterAmber Lewis, whosuspected her man of dipping his pen in someone else’s ink, so she called the cops saying there was a burglary in progress.There wasn’t…and her husband was fooling around with another woman. The real problem?While searching for an “intruder,” officers found pot, cocaine and “other drugs” …some in the bedroom of their 5-year-old kid. So aside from the false report, Lewis is also facing drug and child endangerment charges. The unnamed hubs is in hot water, too…with the missus AND the cops.